Stupid spam messages you don’t usually get to see

I get a fair few great comments here at my site and I appreciate the time real people take to leave them… you guys rock! I also get some funny spams so I thought I’d share them along with my responses for a laugh, ya know because I’m that desperate for a new blog post. Right here we go.

SPAM: Fell out of bed feeling down. This has brigthneed my day!
RESPONSE: Glad to have brigthneed your day happy spammer, next time, drink less.

SPAM: I was wasting children but my day happy for read your intelligent posting
RESPONSE: Wasting children? Yeah that can be a drag, glad my blog post took you away from that for a bit lol.

SPAM: A good many vaulalbes you’ve given me.
RESPONSE: I knew I’d misplaced my vaulalbes dammit!

SPAM: Ppl like you get all the brains. I just get to say tanhks for he answer.
RESPONSE: Yes sometimes it is hard being MegaBrain, leader of the known universe. Tanhks.

SPAM: A million thanks for posting this inforamtoin.
RESPONSE: A million? Wow, that should keep me going for a bit.

SPAM: It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of sushnie.
RESPONSE: Be careful happy spammer I hear rays of sushnie can be dangerous!

SPAM: Unbevielable how well-wrtietn and information this was.
RESPONSE: Unlike that.

SPAM: Wow, your post makes mine look feblee. More power to you!
RESPONSE: Yes yours does look feblee. As for power I don’t need any more because I am MegaBrain, leader of the known universe.

SPAM: Wham bam thank you, ma’am, my qeutsinos are answered!
RESPONSE: I feel used.

SPAM: You’ve hit my balls from the park! Thast amazeling!!
RESPONSE: Was that the noise you made or they made as they flew overhead? Thasssttt Amazelingggg.

SPAM: Woah nelly, how about them appels!
RESPONSE: Meh appels and Orangutans.

SPAM: must look at this mirkin bags for gift to be inspired!
RESPONSE: A mirkin bag? Handy for some I suppose, creepy to others.

SPAM: I love your site, but honestly tell you that you need more for him to monitor those who commented with your records.
RESPONSE: All I hear is blah blah blah.

SPAM: My site is what causes acne
RESPONSE: Weird my site causes euphoria and gingivitis.

SPAM: Takk fyriris ahuhh gaverrdar uspplysingar
RESPONSE: Mmm bobble shazbot blick durr kapow.

If you want to spam me.. err I mean comment, do so at girlygamer.com.au because posterous and tumblr, although this post appears there, are way off my radar and I never go there.